No more Irish car bombs ever.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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