I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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