I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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