508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
false alarm. still invincible.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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