The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
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Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD