sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.