She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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