idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
