Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
