Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
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we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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