Cold hands, warm shart.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Help. Why am I so naked?
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