I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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