are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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