i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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