doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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