Rock
Scissors
Fuck
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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