The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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