it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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