i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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