One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
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After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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