But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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