so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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