Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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