i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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