did you get engaged???
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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