Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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