Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
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