Can Purell be used as lube?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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