all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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