Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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