oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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