Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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