Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Randomize
