He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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