dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
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I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way