I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.