Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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