Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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