bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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