dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Terrible idea I love it
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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