we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
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When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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