you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
Buhtt sex?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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