Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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