its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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