Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Lo siento on account of my penis...
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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