you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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