We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize
