Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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