do herpes really smell.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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