Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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