There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
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you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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