It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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