Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
