didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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