The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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