something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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